Minion Quotes

Minion Quotes

Quote Slider #5 – Minion Quotes



Minion Quotes – We’ve all seen them and we’ve all read them, but if you haven’t, you’re about to! What am I talking about? Minion Quotes. This week’s Quote Slider is dedicated to our little yellow friend, the minion. Because, as parents, I’m sure there are days when we all feel like somebody’s minion!



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This Weeks Topic – Minion Quotes

In Brief – 

I don’t know about you, but I just love the occasional Minion quotes. Whilst there’s no particular subject, by adding a minion, seems to make these quotes more humorous. Here are just a few of the hundreds that seem to be out there, doing the rounds on Social Media.


Slide 1 – I’m not ready for Monday. Can I have another Sunday? – HaHa! Who is ever ready for Monday’s? Although saying that, since having the boys, I know work weekends and have Mondays off. 

Slide 2 – Why can’t the house clean itself? It seems to get dirty by itself! How many of us can relate to this? I’m sure I’m not the only one, am I, right?

Slide 3 – I gave birth to you, but you came with no instructions. All I knew was that I loved you. I know I have made some mistakes, and for that, I am sorry, but I was doing the best I could with what I knew. Everything I did for you, I did from love. You are my child, my life, my dreams for tomorrow. I will always love you and there is nothing that could ever destroy my love for you. I added this because from time to time, I have to try and face the issues families can provide. My relationship with my own Mother isn’t great and when I see the way my wife treats the boys, I often wonder to myself, there were another ways. Think long and hard about how you treat your kids, because one day, there’ll grow up.

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Slide 4 – My Diet Plan: Make all my friends cupcakes. The Fatter they get, the thinner I get. I’ve been struggling on my diet lately, so if I offer you a cupcake, it may not be just because I’m being nice!

Slide 5 – It’s nice to have someone in your life who can make you smile, even when they’re not around. When I’m doing my delivery job, I often find it hard to understand why I’ve gone back twenty years on the career ladder Then I think about my wife and two boys and smile. 

Slide 6 – 2 mysterious people live in my house. Somebody and nobody. Somebody did it and nobody knows who. The boys have reached the age of replying “it wasn’t me,” everytime you ask “who done that?” I just wish they realised we were young once. 

Slide 7 – I have a date tonight with my bed. We are totally going to sleep together. Finally, something we can all relate to, I’m just not sure when!

Have You Seen The Movie Yet?

Did you get to see the movie during the summer, what did you think? I have to say, the boys were so excited pre-release, they just couldn’t wait.

But when the release day finally arrived, and we all went off to the cinema (Vue – Kids AM), I was so tired, I feel asleep for at least an hour of the movie, awaking with only five minutes to spare. 

If you haven’t yet seen it, and think your children would enjoy watching it at the cinema, why not treat them? It’s not too late. It’s actually scheduled at Vue Cinemas as part as their Kids AM family viewings and you can see it across the UK on the weekend of 28th & 29th November. 

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  • I love the minion quotes, always seem to relate to them! The Kids Am movies at Vue are great. I only really go if it’s a movie we haven’t seen already, which is quite often as full price cinema tickets are so pricey nowadays!

    • Martin

      Hi, Tracy.

      We’re big fans of the cinema and yes, you’re right, it’s just so expensive. We were so glad when we came across the Kids AM session, it’s saved us a lot of money and means we can go more regularly.

      Thanks for taking the time to comment.

  • Ha! I had this conversation with a friend recently – we were wrong too! Z

    • Martin

      Hi, Lisa.

      So glad it’s not just Harrison. Any idea where the name Peanuts came from? I have no doubt he will ask when we go and watch the movie. Just like to be prepared, that’s all!

      Thanks for stopping by.

  • There are some really funny minion quotes out there. I also found myself smiling at some of your comments to the selected quotes you chose. xx #KCACOLS

    • Martin


      I’ve followed these minion quotes and I find myself laughing at them too. They seem to have the right character for the right quote. It was so hard choosing just seven for the slider too.

      Thank you for leaving your comment.

  • I love a minion quote! They are always so true to life. I haven’t seen the new one yet, but I have just bought it Ellis for Christmas! If I didn’t think I would watch it 350 times next year I would totally sneak a watch! #KCACOLS xx

    • Martin

      Hi Clare,

      We’ve just brought the movie, although it’s a Christmas present for one of the boys. So I should get to see it again, hopefully this time, the whole way through.

      Thanks for popping over. #kcacols

  • We love the minions & have seen all 3 movies. My kids love those mini-minion toys you can get. These are a great collection of quotes. I especially love the one about someone making you smile even when they aren’t there – it’s so sweet! 🙂

    • Martin

      Hi, Becky.

      Yes, I like that one too. It reminds me why we do things we do. I often think about the boys when I’m having a bad day, and their sure to bring a smile to my face.

      Thanks for taking the time to comment. #candidcuddles

  • We all love the minions!! They are just too cute!! We haven’t seen the last movie yet. We like the Vue Kids Am too. We used to take Bella there before Sienna was born but now we can’t be because Sienna is too little and we want to spend the weekends together as a family! I guess I could do an exception and take Bella on my own one saturday as a treat! Thanks so much for sharing this at #KCACOLS. It is always great having you here!! 🙂 x

    • Martin

      Hi, Franca.

      I’ve got a feeling the whole world loves the Minions!

      Isn’t Vue Kids Am great? It gives us the chance to go to the cinema more regularly and catch up with some great movies. I am so looking forward to Star Wars!

      I have to admit, we found it hard when Harrison was born, although we did use to take it in turns. The great advantage of this was you either went and watched a movie or you got to catch forty winks (providing Harrison would sleep of course).

      Thanks for stopping by. #KCACOLS

  • LOL! Somebody and nobody live at my house too, they must have learned how to clone Minions! LOL I have not seen the movie, my kids are older and I rarely go to the theater, but I used to work in a cake shop, we made many Minion cakes and the children were so happy with them!

    • Martin

      Hi, Nikki

      I’m going to write to the publishers of the Mr.Men as these two characters, Mr.Somebody and Mr.Nobody, seem to be great characters to have in their books. And if they’re stuck for story lines, all they have to do is ask a parent, any parent!

      Thanks for your comment.

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